Do you want a hot beverage?
1 September 2014 @ 4:32 PM
tags:
#hp

latenightontheastronomytower:

Let’s go home.

5 hours ago via thedorkone (originally latenightontheastronomytower)
1 September 2014 @ 4:31 PM

lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere)

5 hours ago via d-e-pr-e-ss-e-d (originally starlightshimmerseverywhere)
1 September 2014 @ 6:33 AM
treev1llage:





THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.




bless this post.

treev1llage:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

bless this post.

15 hours ago via ellie5192 (originally assholleee)
31 August 2014 @ 6:24 PM

babyvanessas:

How can anyone fucking praise the person who is leaking these pictures, yall can’t imagine how horrifying it must be to have such private photos all over the internet. Instead of praising that person maybe you should think of how fucking disgusting and creepy and terrible that hacker must be for doing such a fucking evil thing just for the money.

1 day ago via myfabulousself (originally babyvanessas)
31 August 2014 @ 6:23 PM
"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe."
— Lena Horne (via frenchcourt)

(Source: africantea)

1 day ago via thedorkone (originally africantea)
29 August 2014 @ 11:29 AM

captain-jaybird:

orphan black au where everything is the same except paul is played by natalie dormer

3 days ago via thedorkone (originally captain-jaybird)
29 August 2014 @ 8:52 AM

magicmumu:

mollyfostergraham:

emotional-heimlich:

racethewind10:

fandomfairy

#Nothing says straight like painting a massive painting of another woman  #from memory alone 

Moriarty takes fanart to a whole new level

 (via jetgirl78)

But do you imagine Jamie trying to figure out what to do with the thing after they told her Joan was coming? 

should i hide it?

where to hide it there is no place to hide it? should i turned around? they will notice? should i paint over it? HELL NO MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND NEMESIS

should i leave it here at the center of the room and play it cool?

yes yes be cool jamie cool evil villain be cool channel all your cool villain stuff…

*nailed it*

One of my favorite things about all of this is that she says she doesn’t paint original stuff, and yet BAM here it is, a big ass ‘no homo’ portrait of Joan in the middle of everything.

(Source: aleriehightower)

3 days ago via thedorkone (originally aleriehightower)
28 August 2014 @ 12:37 PM

Mockingjay Part 1, Characters + Promotional Images

(Source: sexyirons)

4 days ago via konako (originally sexyirons)
28 August 2014 @ 8:55 AM

girls don’t want boys, girls want a soaking wet natalie dormer telling katie mcgrath to do her

(Source: raggedypendragons)

4 days ago via graciesdzienny (originally raggedypendragons)
27 August 2014 @ 7:17 AM
Rest in peace, Mona Vanderwaal.

(Source: dark-stiles)

5 days ago via d-e-pr-e-ss-e-d (originally dark-stiles)